Interview With Evie

Question: What is your favorite past-time?

Evie: Hmm...this is a tough one. I consider myself a rather sophisticated puppy. I do not enjoy the antics that most other puppies do. Instead of playing fetch or chasing my tail, I prefer to eat mulch and bite people. It's been rather difficult for me to make friends given my advanced maturity in these areas. I also love to eat rabit poo.

Question: Who would you say is your biggest role model?

Evie: Me. Again, I'm really just much better than all the other dogs. I know that probably sounds braggy, but I can't help it. I do like Silas, however, he's a cool dog. Although I must say he's just rather large and slobbery.

Question: Of the toys you've accumulated in the previous weeks, would you say you have a favorite?

Evie: Typically I like toys that my parents won't let me have. We've got some great shoes in the house, towels, blankets, tables/chairs...you know the stuff I'm talking about. For some reason though, they always hide these from me or scold me when I chew on them. And, all of the "toys" they keep shoving in my face are not as enjoyable - can I help that? NO! Why chew something if you're allowed to? I'm kind of a rebel...

Question: In talking with your parents we learned some interesting facts about you including that you eat most of your meals out of something called a "Wobble Kong." Would you care to comment on this?

Evie: FIRST OF ALL, whoever invented this so-called "toy", should be punished severely. What a joke! I work so hard all day at being a good puppy, and then when mealtime comes I have to work for my food?! What is that about? All I want is to sit down, have a nice quiet dinner, reflect on the day's events, and enjoy my food. BUT NO! My "parents" (if you can call them that) find it amusing to torture me with this devil-toy which dispenses food at an unbelievably slow rate, usually leaving me more hungry than when I started! What a joke.

Question: Do you have a favorite movie?

Evie: Again, this is where I'm more sophisticated than other puppies. I try to not waste my time on silly movies or TV shows if I can help it; I personally prefer the business section of the Wall Street Journal. Honestly most of it goes over my head, but it tastes exceptional.

Question: As we wrap up our time today, is there anything you would like to comment on that we didn't discuss?

Evie: I would just like to say that, despite my constant biting, snarling, and bad behavior, I really do love my parents. I only act out because I often don't know how to contain my excitement - we didn't learn that in the kennel. I would also like to implore my parents to stop stepping on me all of the time. I'm twice the size I was when you adopted me and it seems that you step on me more every day. STOP IT! Also, I love peanut butter.